When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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