sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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