so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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