if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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