...so i touched it.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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