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Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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