I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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