She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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