This is not my ceiling
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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