dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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