I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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