his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
