Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize