my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I love you.
Bad choice
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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