Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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