She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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