I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
