i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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