The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
