do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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