He kissed a someone with a penis
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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