i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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