honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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