She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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