you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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