The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
this hospital has no fireball
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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