ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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