DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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