I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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