I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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