If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
My feet surprised me
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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