he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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