now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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