At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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