Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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