I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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