never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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