WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
