I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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