I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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