i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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