you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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