Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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