Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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