I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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