i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Bang-toberfest begins!!
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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