in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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