It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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