Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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