They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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