i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
