im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
She announced her abortion via fbk
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
