It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Randomize
