i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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